It is the morning of the first Gryffindor-Slytherin Quidditch match of the year and everyone is in high spirits except dear Draco…he’s sulking because not only has his silly singing housemate defected to support her neanderthal boyfriend, but it actually looks as if Granger intends to cheer against him today (in actual fact, Hermione’s wearing her Slytherin-green knickers but shh, that’s a surprise for our boy only if he manages to catch the snitch! :P)